Get Yourself out of Trouble in Thailand.
Thailand is a place of many delights. Beautiful beaches, chicks with dicks, the worst prisons in the world and women who think nothing of firing a frog out of their fanny for want of a farthing.
Of all of the above, the last thing you will ever want to see is the inside of a Thai prison. You’d happily lick said frog to stay out of the Bangkok Hilton my friend, so here’s a few tips to keep your arse street side and not used as a toast rack by a 6ft transsexual called Gladys.